Reasons I know my cats are trying to kill me:

Reasons I know my cats are trying to kill me:

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Are my kitty's trying to kill me?? 

Here is a list of things my cats do:

1. They try to trip me down the stairs.
2.They stare at me in my sleep
3. Kneed my throat


4. Kneed my brain
5.Grab my leg with their claws as I walk by
6.Attacks from above

7.Sleep on my face
8.Puts their Paws on my mouth and nose while I sleep
9. Are ALWAYS watching

10. Lays in the middle of the walkway while you carry large furniture
11. Runs out in front of cars while I chase them

These are just a few reasons I think my cats really are trying to kill me.